A modern day “If a tree falls in the woods” question.
Or perhaps Rooney Mara just insisted.
NOTICE ME EMPLOYERS.
Apparently there’s no such as “too early” when it comes to Christmas.
Anything you say can and will be used against you.
Like how much the Internet likes Nicolas Cage.
It’s like an addiction. You watch a little, and you just want to watch more.
Or maybe it’s just a rite of passage for all twenty-somethings.
When in doubt, just blame it on the weather.
And I call it “Bajo Blonde.” You heard it here first.